“How’s My Flow?” Adult Tee

Because when your helmet comes off, the real game begins. The “How’s My Flow?” tee from Lumber Hockey Club is for the beauty with the best lettuce on the team—and yeah, everyone knows it. Whether it’s flappin’ out the back of the bucket or blowin’ in the breeze during warmups, your hair’s got its own stat line.

Lightweight, soft, and built like a second layer of cocky confidence, this tee is perfect for the locker room, the post-game beer run, or just flexin’ that salad in public. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. And if anyone’s got a problem with your mop? Tell ‘em to take a number… behind your conditioner.

Why it’s got top-shelf energy:

• Soft cotton/poly blend that doesn’t fight your flow

• Side seams and shoulder tape keep the fit crisp—even when the flow’s wild

• Ribbed collar stands tall like your ego after a hat trick

• Light, breathable, and 100% chirp-approved

• Ethically made, so you can look good and do good—even if you don’t act like it

Care instructions:

• Machine wash warm (max 40C / 105F)

• Tumble dry low—just like your opponents' spirits

• Don’t bleach unless you’re bleaching your tips

• Medium iron if you must (we know you’re extra)

• Don’t dry clean. This is hockey, not fashion week

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  Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
  Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
  Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50