Certified Dust Hockey T-Shirt – Funny Adult Hockey Shirt for Players, Coaches, and Rink Rats
Not everyone makes the lineup. Some get certified.
If you're the last pick, the first chirp, or just here for post-game beers — the Certified Dust Hockey T-Shirt is your honorary jersey.
Designed for hockey players, beer leaguers, coaches, and rink rats who know their role and own it with pride (or sarcasm), this tee blends comfort, grit, and locker room humor into one legendary piece of gear. Rock it in the barn, on the pond, or while shouting at mites from behind the glass.
Why It Hits Different:
– A brutally honest badge of honor for hockey misfits
– Soft and breathable enough for overtime and afterparties
– Makes a killer gift for hockey dads, teammates, and league warriors
Product Features:
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Side-seamed construction for better shape retention
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Ribbed collar stays snug through the grind
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Shoulder taping adds stability
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Made with premium airlume-combed, ring-spun cotton
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Tear-away label for zero itch, max comfort
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash warm (max 40C / 105F)
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Tumble dry low
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Iron medium heat if needed
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No dry cleaning — it’s a hockey shirt, not a suit
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
