“Built Different” Adult Goalie Tee

Who in their right mind signs up to be a human backstop for frozen rubber missiles? Exactly. The “Built Different” Goalie Tee from Lumber Hockey Club is for the beautifully unhinged brick walls who eat shots, chirps, and backdoor tap-ins for breakfast.

Whether you’re stacking pads in the beer league finals or just reliving your last glove save at the bar, this shirt lets the world know you’re wired different—and proud of it. It’s soft, breathable, and built to handle everything but your team’s defensive breakdowns.

Why it stays solid between the pipes:

• Lightweight, cotton/poly blend that breathes easier than your defense

• Reinforced shoulder tape and side seams—no sagging, no excuses

• Ribbed collar built to bounce back, unlike that 5-hole snipe

• Ethically made for peace of mind (because nothing else in net is peaceful)

• Fits great under your gear or over your shattered hopes and dreams

Care instructions:

• Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F)

• Tumble dry low—like your GAA before the playoffs

• No bleach (unless it’s the tears of your shooter)

• Medium iron if needed, but really, just hang it on your glove

• Do not dry clean—this tee gets sweaty on purpose